The Super Bowl is just a couple of days away. Here is a cute, but weak joke that plays on the old golf joke premise.
A man had 50-yard-line tickets for the Superbowl. As he sat down, a man came along and asked him if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
“No,” he said, “the seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Superbowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”
Somberly, the man says, “Well… the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967.”
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that, that’s terrible, but couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?”
The man shakes his head, “No,they’re at the funeral.”
Another Beautiful Day in Paradise! 
That guy must be a Packer fan!