Bad science jokes

I’m not a scientist, but I do work in a research laboratory, and “The Big Bang Theory” is one of my favorite TV shows. Does that qualify me to post some weak science jokes? They were originally billed as “jokes for smart people.” Actually they are just bad jokes for people who know a few physics terms.

A neutron saunters up to the bar and orders a drink. “How much?” he asks. The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”

A superconductor walks into a abar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your ind here.” The superconductor leaves without any resistance.

An atom walks into a bar, orders a beer, takes one sip and breaks down in tears. The bartender comes over and says, “Hey pal, what’s the matter?” The atom says, “I think I lost an electron.” Bartender says, “Are you sure?” Atom says, “I’m POSITIVE.”

Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t sere noble gases here.” The helium doesn’t react.

Ouch!

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